NEXT WEEK!

Alright...I'm really looking forward to next Wednesday...

Why?

Because next week, Bleach's gonna feature the captains breaking into Hueco Mundo, and the defeat of several Espadas is drawing ever closer. But before that, today's episode is one helluva classic as well.

Those who watched it should know why...

*WARNING*

*ONLY TO THOSE WHO HAVEN'T WATCHED THE MOST RECENT EPISODE OF BLEACH*

Since I don't know how to do the "highlight to read thingy"...you guys would just have to skip the following paragraph or 2 to avoid any damage to be inflicted on your innocent spoiler-free minds...

Pesche Guatiche stuffed his hand into his loincloth, and was digging something out from it, and Szayel Aporro was like giving the most jiao face I've ever seen an Espada would put on. When it's shown slightly what Pesche was pulling out from his loincloth, the "thing" shined, and was then covered black...with the shape resembling a certain thing that IS beneath a man's underwear...only to reveal that it's a...

Sword...

Oh I just love that part...

Ok ok that's all for Bleach...

Now to share a few tips with all you single emos who are so damn desperate to bang some skins out there...male or female, how to score yourself a guy or a gal...

Too bad...those tactics don't really apply to me. Thus...I'm still alone and rotting...only to get more miserable as I grow...

First off...for the gals...



Kwl stuff huh? Hah...it's not too late for you to turn back now, ya know. If you're staying, I won't be responsible for any mishap that shall befall on ya...

Now for the guys...

Part 1



Part 2



That's sure some helluva tips you would almost never get from the mouth of a mere mortal...